...but we did think it was funny.  Many thanks to Steve Dowle and James Woodward and the person(s) unknown who spent so much effort thinking them up!

1.            Poppadum Preach
Madonna

2.            Korma Chameleon
Culture Club

3.           Bhaji Trousers
Madness

4.            King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free
Wham

5.            Dansak Queen
Abba

6.            Korma People
Pulp

7.            Tikka Chance On Me
Abba

8.            When I Phall in Love
Nat King Cole

9.            You Can't Curry Love
Diana Ross and the Supremes

10.         Korma Police
Radiohead

11.         Things Can Only Get Bhuna
D:Ream

12.         Tears On My Pilau
Kylie Minogue

13.         It's Bhuna Hard Days Night
The Beatles

14.         Brothers in Naans
Dire Straits

15.         Girlfriend in a Korma
The Smiths

16.         Pilau Talk
Doris Day

17.         It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To
Dave Stewart & Barbara Gaskin

18.         I'm a Bhaji Girl
Aqua

19.         Sag Aloo
Black lace

20.         Take That and Chapati
Take That

21.         Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji
Lisa Stansfield

22.         I Don't Want To Dansak
Eddie Grant

23.         Dansak on the Ceiling
Lionel Richie

24.         We Are Jalfrezi
Sister Sledge

25.         Vindaloo
Abba

26.         I Don't Want to Go to Chutney
Elvis Costello

27.         Rice Rice Baby
Vanilla Rice

28.         Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights
Kiss

29.         Tandoori Deliver
Adam and the Ants

30.         Love me Tandoor
Elvis Presley

31.         We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off
Germaine Jackson

32.        Bye Bye Balti
Bay City Rollers

33.         Bhuna to be Wild
Steppenwolf

34.         Livin' Dhal
Cliff Richard

35.       Raita Here, Raita Now
Fatboy Slim